Gallery of Failed Romance

Sleeping With Leo the First Time -- One of the first Ethan Green comic strips about Eeth's first true love, Leo. 1991.

Dead of Winter -- A Doug strip - When Doug first discovered he was HIV positive, he left Ethan for another sero-positive guy. Later he and Eeth got back together and stayed that way for several years before ultimately splitting up for good Or who knows... maybe not... 1994.

The Eight Faces of Infatuation -- A primer on The Unrequited Crush. 1996.

I Dream of Papi -- Ethan's beach daydream about hot guys and competent presidents. 2002.

Big Bang Theory of Love -- Doug leaves Ethan for a second time. 2000.

Heartbreak Hotel -- Buck takes Ethan on a weekend get away to get his mind off being heartbroken. The bellhop's advances are spurned. 2001

Husband Material -- Getting inside Doug's head. 2001.

An Unmarried Man -- More on Doug... 2001.

Batting Practice -- All about Ethan's ugly affair with a Cubs outfielder. Cameo by Oprah. 2003.